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Lost In The Museum – Launch at Conclave II

The Lost in the Museum book launch

2pm, Saturday, 26 April at Surrey Hotel, Auckland

at Conclave II, the New Zealand National Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention

Join Conclave II Guest of Honour, Lynn McConchie, & authors Alicia Ponder & Eileen Mueller

Get lost in the museum where past, present and future collide.

What does Weta’s giant mechanical baby do after hours? Who is altering the time space continuum? Where or when has James gone? And what secrets is Tui Merriweather hiding?

Dive into mayhem at a well-known Wellington waterfront destination. Going to the museum will never be the same again.

Authors:  Tim Jones, Tracie McBride, Lyn McConchie, Glynne MacLean, Phillip Mann, Rob Campbell, Lillian Hetet, Jenny Hammond, John Homes, Eileen Mueller, Jeena Murphy, A.J. Ponder, Vic Scott, Jean Stevens, Lorraine Williams

Lost In The Museum
Lost in The Museum – cover art by Geoff Popham, stories by Phoenix Writers.

Copies of Lost In The Museum in all good bookstores soon.


SpecFicNZ web post – Sir Julius Vogel Award Finalists

The Sir Julius Vogel Award finalists are listed at this link from SpecFicNZ.

It’s a fantastic honour that my two of my works are on this list. Thank you to all of my wonderful readers that nominated Ahi Ka and Twisty Christmas Tales for Sir Julius Vogel Awards. It’s great to know that you enjoyed my stories. Without readers, there would be no point in writing! Thanks also to Alicia Ponder, the co-author of Ahi Ka. She’s amazing to work with.

Voting takes place next weekend at Conclave II, the national Science Fiction and Fantasy Convention. Wish us luck!

Thanks for nominating me for Sir Julius Vogel Awards


Lost in the Museum – Cover Art.

Lost in the Museum is coming soon!

Lost in the Museum concept art
Lost in the Museum concept art

Last year I joined Phoenix Writers (the Wellington-based arm of Phoenix Science Fiction Society) just as they were closing submissions for this collection of crazy capers in Te Papa – NZ’s national museum. My stories squeaked in before the deadline and were accepted. Over the past two months, I’ve spent some time helping this book come to life.

Geoff Popham has created beautiful artwork for the cover (this is not the final version, but close.)  He is one talented graphic designer and illustrator. We’re lucky to have him for Lost in The Museum.

Stay tuned for launch details and a sneak preview of the final cover art!

Join Us for Storylines Family Day!

StorylinesI have a new exciting role – Wellington Regional Coordinator for Storylines NZ.

Are you passionate about helping kids read?

Would you like to make a difference to children’s literacy?

Do you enjoy having fun?

Help kids unlock the meaning in books and bring their reading experiences to life — join us in planning the Wellington Storylines Family Day.

 Storylines Festival of New Zealand Children’s Writers and Illustrators

Wellington Free Family Day 24 August 2014

Crafts, live performances, face-painting, art & writing competitions, music, and other fun activities are part of our festival highlighting New Zealand authors, illustrators and books. If you’re interested in joining the Family Day Committee, or helping as a volunteer on the day, please contact me at this link.

Around two thousand children attend Family Day at the Michael Fowler Centre in Wellington. Let’s make it a great experience for them.

Please share this post with your social and Wellington community networks. I look forward to hearing from you and having fun planning Family Day together!

Eileen Mueller receives New Zealand Society of Authors’ Mentorship with Kyle Mewburn.

I’m shouting from the rooftops, grinning!

I’ve been accepted for The New Zealand Society of Authors’ mentorship program. Each year the Society mentors twenty writers, but only two of those twenty can be mentored for children’s works. I’m lucky to be one of those two.  🙂

Kyle with a fan at Te Papa's launch of The Curioseum
Kyle with a fan at Te Papa’s launch of The Curioseum

Kyle Mewburn will be mentoring me. 

Together we’ll work on my junior novel, and whip it into shape. I’m so excited! Without giving any spoilers, this novel has a martial arts theme!

Kyle is  a great author. I first came across his work at kindy when my little girl asked me to read, and re-read, and re-read, and … you get the picture … Kiss Kiss! Yuck Yuck! It was such a fun book that I wished I’d written it myself. Then I started asking her if we could read it! Needless to say, we now have an autographed copy.

I’ve met Kyle a few times and enjoyed his kiss kiss yuck yuckdown-to-earth nature and great sense of humour. He’s written over twenty picture books, numerous junior novels – Dinosaur Rescue series, Pop Hooper series and others –  and many school readers. It’s an honour to be mentored by Kyle.  I look forward to working with him and having fun along the way.

I’m a little nervous to hear what he’ll think of my work! Wouldn’t you be?

My daughter loved Kiss! Kiss! Yuck! Yuck! What were some of your favourite children’s books? Leave a comment and let me know!

Sir Julius Vogel Award voting – distance votes close 10 April.

Read our nominated story, Ahi Ka, below.
Read our nominated story, Ahi Ka, below.

10 April 2014, is the deadline for Sir Julius Vogel Award voting from afar. If you are not attending Conclave II, the NZ National Science Fiction and Fantasy convention, held over Anzac weekend in Auckland, then you’ll need to vote by tomorrow. (Main voting takes place at national convention.) I have two works that have been shortlisted as finalists for the SJV awards:

  • Best Short Work: Ahi Kā. 
  • Best Collected Work: Twisty Christmas Tales.

Please read Ahi Kā below.
To vote, you need to be a member of SFFANZ, Science Fiction Fantasy Association of NZ. Details are here. If you are a member already, the voting details are here.

 Ahi Kā.

  • (Prose and interwoven sonnet, Truth Lies in Fire and Dies in Flame)
  • Winning entry (first equal) in NZSA NorthWrite 2013 Collaboration Contest
  • By Eileen Mueller and Alicia Ponder

Howls pierced the fog of my dreams. I clutched Ahi, shaking her awake. “Are they real?” Yowling wound through my ear canals, ricocheting inside my head. “The dogs, Ahi, can you hear them?”

She woke, startled. “Hurry, Manaaki. They’re coming.”

We scrambled out of our bush-clad hideout, dashing up the hillside, sliding in the damp earth, ponga fronds whipping our faces.

Frenzied yelps closed in on us. The creatures’ vicious snarling drowned our laboured breathing.

Blue eyes pursued us, hot gas flames in the dark.

Were they real?

I yanked my meds from my pocket. Pills scattered in the dirt. I scrabbled for them. One stuck in my throat before sliding down.


Cry havoc and let us unloose the dogs

the dogs, let slip those hellish brutes of war

for tonight Manaaki will have to choose

to run—


“Hellhounds,” Ahi yelled, bounding up the mud and crumbling rock.

Menacing growls raced through the underbrush. Ahi yanked a nail from her fingertip. It flared to light, illuminating the black-hackled beast leaping towards us.

“Ahi?” In all our time together, her fingernails had never exploded into fireballs. I stared at her and swallowed another pill, tasting dirt.

The hound, with pain-stricken yelps, was devoured by flame. Wild baying echoed in the valley below. More hellhounds.

Ahi stood, fingertip bleeding. Her hand, with only four nails, reached out. Warm blood sticky in my palm, she yanked me uphill.

Had my medication stopped working?

To be sure, I gulped another down.


Laugh in the shade of the slavering beast

let fire light his eyes and make death tame

the boy is mad—


 The hellhounds thundered behind us. Racing through the darkness, we tripped, smashing our knees on jutting rocks.

I gagged on the stench of the hounds’ hot breath. They snapped at our heels—and bit deep. I screamed.

Ahi ripped off another nail, flinging it over her shoulder. The beast yelped and fled, trailing flames.

Fingers spraying glistening blood in the flame-light, Ahi aimed nail after nail at the perilous beasts, until only two nails remained.


The boy is mad to thwart this hunter’s feast

the dirt he tastes will never bear his name

and yet he stops and turns—


Ahi flung her penultimate nail through snarling fangs.

The beast combusted. Singed fur and burning flesh. A pale demon loomed behind the hellhound’s flaming carcass. Worse than hellhounds. Worse than my lover-turned-stranger beside me, oozing blood from her torn fingertips. Worse than hallucinations.

I screamed.

Ahi smiled through her blood and tears. She tore the final fingernail from her hand and pressed it into mine. “Swallow this,” she whispered.


Truth Lies in Fire and Dies in Flame   

Cry havoc and let us unloose the dogs

the dogs, let slip those hellish brutes of war

for tonight Manaaki will have to choose

to run through fire and flame or face the maw


Laugh in the shade of the slavering beast

Let fire light his eyes and make death tame

The boy is mad to thwart this hunter’s feast

The dirt he tastes will never bear his name


And yet he stops and turns, his wild fear tame

Ahi Kā, Manaaki keep the home fires burning

In blood and fire—with life he stakes his claim

Ahi Kā, let us stand where he is standing


Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds;

But burn those who chase Manaaki out of bounds



Ahi Kā was placed first equal in the NZ Society of Authors’ NorthWrite 2013 Collaboration contest, which required two authors to write a short story and a poem, or two short stories. Instead of penning  a short story and a poem individually, Alicia and Eileen chose to collaborate closely, interweaving their work and honing it until it was seamless.

Ahi Kā includes:

  • A sonnet containing direct quotes from Shakespeare.
  • References to the Māori legend of how Maui bought fire to the world via a goddess with flaming fingernails.
  • Political elements—oblique references to Māori land wars through Māori language:
    • Ahi Kā = to keep the home fires burning; burning fires of occupation; gain a title to land through long-term occupation; hold influence over land and defend successfully against challenges, thereby keeping their fires burning.
    • Manaaki = hospitality, support;
    • Ahi = fire;
    • (Source Māori Dictionary online)

Alicia and I hope you enjoyed our work. We’d love it if you’d vote for Ahi Kā and Twisty Christmas Tales (available on Amazon.)

Two stories on the Sir Julius Vogel Award 2014 Shortlist!

Sir Julius Vogel Award
Sir Julius Vogel Award

Thank you! Thank you! & Thank you!

Thanks to my fabulous readers, two of my works have made the shortlist for the 2014 Sir Julius Vogel Awards!

AHI KA, co-authored by Eileen and Alicia Ponder, and winning entry of the  NorthWrite 2013 Collaboration competition, is shortlisted for BEST SHORT STORY.


The full shortlists and long lists for all categories are here.

The final votes will take place at the Science Fiction and Fantasy Association of NZ (SFFANZ) convention in April. Only SFFANZ members can vote to determine the final recipient of the awards.

I’m thrilled to see that many of my awesome writer friends have also made the shortlists in a wide variety of categories. I’m honoured to be nominated amongst such great company, including Lee Murray and Dan Rabarts, editors of Baby Teeth, who accepted my first published short story, Dad’s Wisdom for their anthology.

Congratulations to everyone who made the shortlist. It’s a great achievement. And thanks to my readers for liking my stories enough to nominate me.

Value-packed World Building Clinic Goes Live.

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I’ve just done a great course that helps to bring fiction to life. A course which focuses on getting your word right, no matter whether you write crime novels, thrillers, science-fiction, contemporary fiction, fantasy or children’s stories.

Holly Lisle, author of over 30 novels and founder of a novel writing school, has just published ‘Create a World Clinic.’ What did I learn from this course?

Create A World Clinic Cover
Bring your fiction to life with this world building course.

1.Holly’s clinic showed me how to utilise world building right from my opening sentence.

2. The course demonstrates how to limit your world building to the minimum details essential to your story, while giving the story life and momentum.

3. Create a World Clinic is packed with  quick exercises that helped me create new worlds within minutes. Holly calls this SANE world building.

4. But for those really hooked on building elaborate worlds, there is the ‘Geek-Deep’ section of the course—containing videos, maps, timelines and world models Holly has built in Minecraft and other detailed techniques.

5. Oh, and another bonus: this clinic taught me how to dissect worlds and figure out any problems. A project that I was stalled on has suddenly taken on new life because I was able to pinpoint a subtle issue that was killing the story.

Holly’s cool Create a World Clinic is selling for a song.

And you can get 10% off this clinic and any of Holly’s other short courses until 15 March 2014. How?

Holly has requested that her discount coupon be distributed by email only, and not published on the web.  So to get your 10% discount of any of her short courses, sign up to ‘Write On!’ my newsletter—via the box in the right hand sidebar. You‘ll receive an email containing the discount coupon, a free flash fiction course, and weekly issues of ‘Write On!’

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I should also mention that Holly provides a stack of worksheets to help you with world building, and an online forum which you can use to discuss what you’re learning with others.

I know I’m going to use this clinic on my current project and again for future projects and hope you also have fun doing ‘Create A World Clinic.’

World building can look great from a distance. (Note: World puzzle is NOT part of the course!)
But up close… oooops! Those world building mistakes show!


Sir Julius Vogel Award Nominations

SJV Award
Sir Julius Vogel Award

Nominations for New Zealand’s Sir Julius Vogel Awards for science-fiction, horror and fantasy close this Saturday 15 February 2014 at 8pm.

I have two works Ahi Kā and Twisty Christmas Tales, which have been nominated for the Sir Julius Vogel Awards, however they need to be nominated multiple times to get on the short-list. If you have a few minutes, please send an email or two. 🙂

To see Ahi Kā, go to this link and scroll down past the judges’ comments.   Twisty Christmas Tales is available here   If you’d like me to send you a copy of either of these works, please contact me here.

Rules: You can nominate as many stories as you like, but each nomination must be in a separate email. An individual can only nominate each work once. You must provide your name and email address (see 10 in red below) with each nomination. Please also feel free to nominate other NZ sci-fi or fantasy stories published in 2013.

Email the following to SFFANZ

  1. Title of nominated work: Ahi Kā
  2. Name of Producer / Author / Creator: Eileen Mueller & Alicia Ponder
  3. What the work is: Short story with interwoven sonnet
  4. Year of First Release: 2013
  5. Publisher / Production company name: NorthWrite 2013 website (NZSA Northland Branch)
  6. What category: Professional awards, short story
  7. GENRE:  Fantasy
  8. This work won the NorthWrite 2013 Collaboration contest and appeared on the NorthWrite website in December 2103:
  9. Contact details of the person making the nomination:  Your Name:                   Your email address:

In a separate email: send the following to SFFANZ

  1. Title of nominated work: Twisty Christmas Tales
  2. Name of Producer / Author / Creator: Eileen Mueller, Alicia Ponder, Peter Friend
  3. What the work is: Anthology
  4. Year of First Release: 2013
  5. Publisher / Production company name: Phantom Feather Press
  6. What category: Professional: Collected Work
  7. GENRE:  fantasy
  8. E-book available at
  9. Contact details of the person making the nomination:  Your Name:                   Your email address: